The Wavertree Champion
The baby of the gang, with the cheeky grin and dimples
Tales of plotting against the Cecil Street chickens
Running the gauntlet just for the loo.
The football team, basketball for England
Holding the javelin record at school
Nothing was off limits for the Wavertree Champion.
After conquering Merseyside, it was down to Newquay,
Hotels & surfing & bright orange shorts
Beach football against Chelsea, Wavertree Champion of sorts
Then in North Wales the legends continued
First trophies for Blanau, and a champions parade
On the back of a coal truck history was made
The Wavertree Champion had won over the Welsh.
A room full of boxes of tarnished silver trophies
Another, in darkness, not with a bed in
But reserved to grow mushrooms
This did my head in
A squash lesson to a 13 year old me and some mates
Taking great pleasure in battering us
Wavertree Champion, one of the greats.
The top loading video recorder with the green felt cover
So robbers couldn’t see the red light on the left.
Left the telly on loud when he went out at night
The robbers would think you’re still in, and quite deaf
The video tapes in those fake leather-bound cases
All numbered and catalogued to watch over again
Rocky, one, two, three, then ‘one vee’
Empire, Return of The Jedi - meant so much to me.
Saturday’s curried potatoes, with onions and cumin
On a plate the size of a table, while watching TV
Night Rider, Streethawk, Airwolf, The A-Team.
Often a shopping trip, off to St. John’s,
the same car park, the same parking space
The same butcher and sports bag, filled up with meat.
Then the nut stall for peanuts to take to the cinema
A movie, a double-bill, some snoring and a cola
I sometimes wondered how much he had seen
But that didn’t matter, at least we had been.
Days spent in shorts, blue overalls for work
Saturday nights, a dress suit, a dickie bow too
“you can’t come in here, you’ve not the right shoes”.
VIP treatment in nightclubs, a baarcardi & coke
even a lift home for us, and a laugh & a joke.
Even at fifty, the champ was still at it,
cricket, table tennis, shooting more baskets.
There was a lesson for teenagers in there somewhere, I thought.
Dad’s pleasure in winning, despite how they fought,
No one could beat my Wavertree Champion.
An obsession with safety, or was it a curse?
Especially with grandkids toddling around in the day.
Socks on door handles to prevent bumping heads
“See this tea? Be careful it’s hot!” From 6 feet away.
A garden full of fuschias, apples and tomatoes
A garage full of jam jars, full of screws and what else?
If there was a Wavertree Champion for that….
A table tennis table with more lessons to give
“Chop this side, chop that side” to a seven year old kid
How to accept defeat, without throwing your bat,
he’d never let you win, or anything like that.
Humming a tune when he didn’t know the words
Chipping in with a chorus, but not often a verse
Quiet around strangers, but not amongst friends
A shoulder to cry on, when some needed to mend
There’s more, but it’s hard to reflect everything here
A lifetime cannot be defined by a few years
The Wavertree Champion, half said in jest
The pink footie Echo, said it the best:
“The Kingpin, Geoff Ashton” as I read with pride,
“The Greatest Amateur Centre-Half on Merseyside.”
Howie
23rd March 2021